Teenage Misconceptions around Sex

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Good day chaps. Now, I won’t lie, I’m not going to try to relate to the youth of today or pretend I’m down with the lingo. I do not know what a Fortnite is and I can’t get to grips with this Facebook malarkey, either. I have tried to add my cousin Barbara as a friend 5 times. I do not understand what I’m doing wrong.

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Anxious about getting checked?

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You noticed it for the first time on Tuesday. You got ready for the day ahead and thought nothing more of it. But you can’t stop thinking about it. Your tight jeans are irritating it, that blasted thing. It becomes an it. What is it?

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The Chap’s STI Myth Quiz



On my travels I have noticed that some of you Tallywhacker Wielders out there have got things a bit arse backwards when it comes to the facts about STIs so I want to do a little True or False game so you won’t seem like such a ruddy fool next time there is a question about STIs at your pub quiz or whatever.

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Some News That Will Make You Wrap Your Chap

If you’re feeling blue this week and you happen to find a lady or a chap to help you make the metaphorical ‘beast with two backs’, colloquially known as S-E-X, make sure you wear a prophylactic, colloquially known as a ‘Rubber Johnny’ A.K.A. a condom. I have heard some disturbing noises coming from the King’s Fund. No, not those types of noises, you mucky young pup.

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